Gringo Top 10

2. El Rey: Use it, it is your friend. 24hr liquor sales, $.75 arroz con pollo.

3. Spanish: Let em practice their English on you because they love to do it. Makes em proud

4. English: Dont be so arrogant to expect that everyone speaks it.

5. Fellas: If she's too hot to be talking to you, she's probably from Colombia and on the clock.

6. Ladies: Dont worry, if you cant do the salsa just shake your hips and smile. We love you anyway.

7. Internet: Its pretty much everywhere, and you can call home (unless its Uganda) for less than $.05/minute.

8. Clubs: Open bar (see FAQ) can be dangerous or really annoying, depending on the bartenders.

9. Street vendors: The water is safe to drink, the meat is another story. But hey, if you're drunk, its all good!

10. Panama: get here, now!